conversation...
Person 1: *forgotten, generic smart remark to Person 2*
Person 2: You'd better watch it or I'll hit you with my purse!
Person 1: *smirks*
Person 2: I mean it. I'll hit you with it and send you to the hospital, buddy.
Person 1: No you couldn't. You couldn't even swing it that hard.
Person 2: Oh yes I could. If I get it swinging round and round fast enough, I'd knock you into the next county.
Person 1: Yeah right.
Person 2: Yeah, you bet! I could sling it around like one-a them shot putters.
Person 1: A WHAT?!?!?!
Person 2: You know. A shot putter. One-a them guys that throws the bowlin' ball-lookin' things?
Person 1: Oh yeah. .....but you couldn't do it.
Person 2: You want to try me?
Person 1: No. We're in W@lm@rt now and I'm going to electronics.
Person 2: Well, okay. I'll call you when I'm done getting groceries. But I'm showing you that purse thing later.
Person 1: Yeah, whatever Mom.
Comments
You could do it, G~!
I know you could!
ROFLOL
Posted by: Member Linda | February 2, 2006 08:43 AM
LOL Hilarious!!! I could imagine having that conversation with my son. :)
Posted by: Jenean | February 2, 2006 12:30 PM
HA HA!
And, oh yeah you could! I bet you're one of the league's leading MWP's (Mom With Purse)!
Posted by: AbbyNormal | February 2, 2006 05:51 PM
Well, I just know I don't want to be standing within the radius of that handbag!!! ;D
Posted by: Claire | February 2, 2006 06:56 PM
Ok, did you show person 1 how you could swing your purse like a shot putter, and mistakenly hit yourself in the head, and render yourself unable to blog???
huh?!?!
Posted by: Member Linda | February 3, 2006 12:24 PM