don't be a-skeerd!
Super G~ is here to save the day!!! Mwah-ha-ha!
(you knew that was comin', didn't ya?!? I can be Super G~ if'n I wanna! Ha-HA!)
Okay. A fritty is NOT a pretty boy (but that was a good one, Darlene--he was a cutie!) And I guess I'll have to say a fritty COULD be a dummy, et al, k8, especially in Rick's case. He wasn't the brightest crayon in the box. But he was lovable. (this is sad, but he's pretty much living on the streets somewhere in Tennessee the last I heard)
And Abby, don't worry. The Wicked Thing What This Way Comes isn't gonna hurt anybody but me. *sob* Although I have to warn you, Friday Frittys are worse than regular ones for some odd reason.
But to put ya'll out of your misery over this fritty thing....
Are you ready? You're SURE you wanna know?
I mean, some information is just too intense for some people, ya know?
You're gonna insist on knowing, aren't you?
No matter how frightening or dangerous it may be to your own mental health. (and we KNOW this site is ALL about mental health...or the lack thereof...)
(...which might be the whole purpose behind the entire fritty mystery after all?)
(...but really, who knows?)
You're still waiting for the answer??
Sheesh! A persistant lot you are!
And not too bright, if you ask me.
I mean, there's not too many people who'd wait around for the definition of a mystery word made up by a woman who questions her own sanity, after all.
Ya might wanna rethink this.
......
......
So, you're still here, aren't you?
Absolutely positive you wanna know exactly what a fritty is?
*siiiigh*
Okay....
A fritty is A FART!!!!
HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW IT WAS A FART!?!?! C'mon people! ROFLMBO!!!!!!
Uh, yeah. *straight face realizing I'm the only one laughing*
Yep. That was pretty much Rick's reaction to the news, too.
Some mysteries just ain't all they're cracked up to be, huh?
LOL! And speaking of crack......
Comments
ROFLOL
hmmmm.......maybe I should teach this word to my kids. Then when were out in public Z can yell "I made a fritty!" Instead of saying "I FARTED!!!!!" at the top of his lungs!!!!!
Posted by: Member Linda | October 29, 2005 09:19 AM
A fritty ... is a fart ...
ewwwww-keyyyyyy ....
You know, just because you call a fart a fritty doesn't make it so, Geannie ... I mean, really, if I started going around calling grapes "greenie lumps", that wouldn't make it so, now then, would it?
Hmmm?
Okay, yes, yes, you have on your side the collective wisdom and number of a sizeable population of dialect speakers, all agreeing to call farts frittys, and I am alone in my desire to rebrant grapes as greenie-lumps.
Ya got me. It's okay, but ouch, though.
Posted by: Chrysalis | October 29, 2005 11:44 AM
Yeah, Linda, it's a really good thing to teach the kids a different word for farts...just in case they like to publicize it. LOL!
Corey dubbed them "stinky bubbles" b/c...*ahem*...he had frequent fritty attacks in the bathtub as a baby. (I. Am. A. Dead. Person.)
Annnyhow...that's not quite as vague as fritty, but since he said it funny, like "teent-tee bubbahs" most people didn't realize what had just happened! *whew!*
Too bad Z doesn't have an outgrowable speech impediment!! LOL! It was a lifesaver sometimes, but I always was accused of making up what Corey was saying. NOBODY else could understand him at all!!
Sheesh!
Okay---g'bye now.
*raising fist in the air* FRITTY ON! ---YEA-UH!
Posted by: Subject G | October 29, 2005 12:26 PM
Um, okay, whatever, Chrys. You can rename grapes if'n you want to, but...what's the purpose? People will just think you're 'special' if you start renaming everyday objects like that.
Unlesss....the greenie lumps give you the frittys!
Ah-HA! That's IT, isn't it?!? Mwah-ha-ha!!
Chrys gets frittys from greenie lumps! Nah-na-na-na-naaaa! (y'see, if it catches on with other people, it IS a word! thus sayeth me!)
ROFLMBO!!!!
Posted by: Subject G | October 29, 2005 12:29 PM
Why is farting in public a bad thing? Better out than in, is what my mother-in-law always says. (One of the only things she says that I actually listen to HA HA!) What's someone gonna do if you let out a really loud one, act like they've never farted before? Actually, Windy convinced my younger two that she didn't fart. Seriously. I set that one right straight away.
Anyway, back to these McD's fries...what's up with that?
Windy and I left lots of hugs...even if you don't have good taste in fries. :)
Posted by: K & , | October 29, 2005 03:07 PM
I enjoy your blog-never now what's going to be the current topic!
Posted by: Sandy | October 29, 2005 04:23 PM
Bah! Kym, I dunno what to do w/you. You're just fry-impared, I guess. ;) (even tho I REALLY like Wendy's fries above all...what else was I gonna say w/a Wendy's frymakin' man in my house?!)
As for farting...what's someone gonna do? Well, it depends on who it is, I guess. A guy is going to rate it or cheer. A gal? Well I'm not so sure. Usually when I'm in public with either dh or fil (or God forbid, both at once!) and they start tootin' a number (b/c they WILL, oh but they WIIIILLL!) I just kinda step away from them and pretend I didn't hear it. THAT IS SOOO EMBARRASSING!
I guess it's all in the interpretation, huh? LOL!
Dh says, "You shouldn't supress bodily functions" and that would be the ONLY time he'd ever use the word "supress" in a sentence. *rolling my eyes*
Posted by: Subject G | October 29, 2005 04:49 PM
LOL! Yeah, Sandy...I guess one thing you can be certain of...my unpredictability! :)
~Hugs~
Posted by: Subject G | October 29, 2005 04:55 PM