there's a song about this...
I'd like to thank Mr. Merle Haggard for helpin' me write this here song. It later led to his writing of this song.
If I Make It Through This April
*ahem* *cough* Uh, hello ladies and gentlemen, my name's Nervous Nelliy, and I'm gonna sang you a song. *cough, cough* *ahem*
If I make it through this April
Everything's gonna be alright I know
It's the most hectic time of my whole year
When Sis weds in the midst, even more so
If I make it through this April
And survive both of my kids' birthdays
If their growing up don't kill me
And twist my guts a million ways
I got the idea to have my babies
both in the same month of the year
the first one came when it was all sunny
the other saw snow fly in mama's ear
when they were little it was fine and dandy
for them to share a bash for their birthdays
when all they cared for was cake and candy
but now they're going their own ways...
If I make it through this April
I think it'll be alright, don't you?
I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
Never mind, your answer could make me blue.
If I make it through this April
There's the possibility that I will
But you never know about that
In my condition, this April could kill.
Someone should kick my little sister
right in her big behind
what was she thinking with this wedding
tax day, Easter, birthdays? She's lost her mind!
Doctor appointments, cakes and headaches
how do I get all of it done?
I need a sci-fi channel stop watch
or maybe a submachine gun.
If I make it through this April
I don't think it's likely that I will
Don't weep or bring me flowers
Just make sure I'm dressed to kill
If I make it through this April
I think we've established that I'll not
Please take names of those who don't show
At my wake and have them shot.
© § ® ¶ ♫ ♀ Geannie "the G~" 2006
Comments
Well thank you, Dr. Geannie, for the excellent therapy session! Seriously, you help me in ways you might never expect. And by the way, I am *not* skinny! Sheesh!
Posted by: chrysalis | March 27, 2006 10:38 AM
LOL! Well, SHEESH! That's not something you "hear" everyday!! It's usually "I'M NOT FAT!!!"
LOL! Just trust me on this, Mr. Sir. You're skinny to me! Ha!
~hugs~
Posted by: G~ | March 27, 2006 10:53 AM
right interestin' but does that really count as a blog? hmmmmmmm........
Posted by: member Linda | March 27, 2006 11:10 AM
oh yes it does, Linda-Loo! Anything that took that many brain cells counts as two blogs!!!
So there!
Posted by: G~ | March 27, 2006 11:18 AM
:P
Posted by: member Linda | March 27, 2006 02:02 PM
Well, Missy...you'd better survive April because I would hate to see this talent disappear! Where would I go for may laughs? You are too funny, G!!!! :D
Posted by: Pilot Mom | March 28, 2006 05:14 PM
Finally! Somebody that 'preshates countray musick!
I'll do m'best, Miss Clar. I cain't promiss y'nothin' tho. The rate I'm-a goin', it's a-lookin' grim fer me tah even make it ta Aprul a'tall.
Law-be. *shaking head sadly*
*aching head*
*aching head w/screaming ears*
*aching head w/screaming ears & shoulder/neck muscles tighter'n banjer strangs*
Woe IS me!!!! Gah!
Posted by: G~ | March 28, 2006 05:43 PM
See what you started? Having both your babies in April?!
Yes, of course you'll make it! Merle says!
Posted by: AbbyNormal | March 28, 2006 06:36 PM
Yeah, I know, I KNOW! I thought it was SUCH a good idea...nice coolish tempered month, no sweating for Mommy, no freezing or sweltering to baby. You won't believe this, but Casey's due date was Corey's ORIGINAL due date (which then got moved up two weeks)--and then Casey's got moved up FOUR weeks. Sheesh! We put a big bow on Casey's crib and bought Corey one of those big brother T with his name on it, put a pic of Corey in Casey's crib of him holding a "welcome" sign...
They USED TO love each other lots. Heh. They still do, but are a bit more loathe to show it as much. *sigh*
Yeah...ol' Merle. But y'know...you cain't always depend on what he says. He dranks, y'know....
Posted by: G~ | March 28, 2006 06:49 PM
now that's nuff o that kinda talk ya here
Posted by: mrs. diamond | March 28, 2006 09:56 PM
I blogged!
Posted by: member Linda | March 29, 2006 06:29 AM
Hooray!! Loved it!! I'll see you in May!
Posted by: Tracey | March 29, 2006 08:25 AM
Aw, Dia...don't you know all really good country songs is about dyin' and stuff? Heh!
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No way, Linda. I don't believe it! *going to check*
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LOL! Thank you for your support, Tracey. :)
Posted by: G~ | March 29, 2006 10:25 AM